Sunday, August 5, 2007

Angel Angel Angel

Dahil chismis ito, dapat English para medyo thothyal naman.

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Uh, yeah, it first started as a rumor and then she announced that she's going as a freelance artist.

And then this afternoon, Daddy Angel confirmed the contract signing.

Angel is now a Ka-Family.

Yeah, what the heck, that's not really a big issue for me since I am not watching too much t.v. these past months, especially local channels.

Maybe a few peeks at GMA 7 for Ehra and Katrina, and of course Angel.

Those girls at Wowowee can also stir up a testosrenone-al commotion.

And now here is Angel.

Just waiting for a contract signing. Just a simple scribble of signature with a pen and she's with the family now.

That's pretty good for me! No more constant channel changing because the number one reason for changing channels is her!

Ehra and Katrina are just number two on my list. I hope they transfer too. Especially Ehra. She could do a bit of G2G and incestful action with her sister Michelle.

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I just saw The Buzz with Cristy Fermin interviewing Angel's dad and Angel's manager.

There were these few intrigues mentioned such as:

1. Angel was impregnated and she decided to abort it.

Dad's answer: It was untrue.

Well of course it was untrue. Her dad said it. That's the end of the issue. But of course, that's a bit of a showbiz material so he's probably trained to answer NO in all of these delusional questions about her daughter.

OH!!! And the sex video that was said to be hers was not actually hers but it was Natt Chanapa's video. They look quite alike, and of course they're both YUMMY! OH YEAH!

If it was true, I don't really care. That's another addition to the MILF list. Yessss!!! And getting pregnant would probably be one of the keys to make her a bit more daring. Well, just a bit more. Actually make her totally daring and go naked! Woohoo!

But not just yet. If she's still not a mama, of course, that's a big, big, big bonus.

2. Angel was the daughter of the househelper.

Dad's answer: Not true.

Yeah, of course. He said to just don't dig up the past anymore. That's entirely irrelevant. Not true.

I don't care about this one too. That's probably a good-looking mother she's got there, and it doesn't matter if she's a daughter of a house help or some kind of person that works for someone. What matters is that she was born here on our mortal plane and constantly pleasuring my imagination. Thanks Inday! I mean, Angel's mom!

3. Her studies in London are financed by a rich guy that seems to be her boyfriend.

Dad's answer: Not true you motherfucking maggots! She's just financed by a rich guy AND IT'S SOLELY A BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP. Angel needs to be aware about sportwear stuff in London. That's just a bunch of bullcrap.

That was not actually what her father told Cristy but I think that's how he wanted to answer these bunch of questions.

If I was the dad, I'd definitely answer in a calm and profanitious way. Who would not have mercy on an old blind man anyway?

4. Angel is a traitor and an ingrate.

Manager's answer: That was just below the belt. Angel served the network well and it was just time to take a shift in the career level.

That's just a matter of money-offering capabilities that the networks possesses.

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My friend told me [who is actually from the Ka-Heart network], that ABS-CBN was the one who financed Angel's London schooling and offered her bajillions and bajillions of money. Which would probably make ABS-CBN bankrupt by now.

I don't know how true this is but I trust her [my friend] enough about that issue.

It doesn't really matter. Where ever she is, I'd watch her show. Even if she's one of Barney's cast, I'd dig the show just for her.

Just like that hot Filipina on High 5.

And she's probably better off with ABS-CBN. She's got Boy, Kris, and Cristy at her back as the top chismis authority of ABS-CBN. At least for the few months she'd probably be safe from chismax because she's got these three protecting her.

The network seriously needs to shuffle their stars. And this is probably their greatest move.

Piracy, I love it.

3 comments:

Anthony Scott said...

Showbiz itich!!!

Angel did the right move. She will shine brighter definitely.

Kirk said...

wadapak showbiznises... hmm marian rivera muna ako ^_^

TanniX said...

Ahahaha, oo! She will truly be an angel!!!

Tatlo na ang Halo niya! May green, red, at blue! Ahahaha! Baduy!

tama ang sinabi ni sir Dre, ano ba ang ipinagpuputok ng butchi ng mga GMA eh madami namang Channel 2 talents ang nagpunta sa kanila?

Siguro nga naman eh talagang hindi nila maatim na hindi na nila makikita sa studio si Angel, at hindi na nila makikita ang mga videos mula sa hidden cam sa kanyang kwarto!