2007: A Blast

Yep, 2007 was truly a blast for me. It's the year where I can state that I've been through thick and thin in this late adolescent stage of my maturity.

And what's a good way to start the 2008 blogging entry? Of course, what else but with the review of the past year in this blank staring moments of mine.

So what's with 2007? Hmm, let me see.

Ah, I can tell about that!!! Or uhm... hmmm, let me see... I can tell about that. Or maybe not. Or yes! Ah, okay.

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Due to the blog-owner's feeble reviewing capabilities coupled with a feeble mind, it is decided that no flash-back moments shall be stated and that this entry will definitely generate another blog-related advertisement.

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I am a food loving person, no doubt about it. But I guess I'm gonna be having second thoughts about this particular eatery that was probably torn down by the MTRCB or one of our censorship boards against malice and green-mindedness.

Usual Male Customers: "Satisfaction Guaranteed"

You've probably seen this image in your e-mails sometime ago. I just can't help but wonder why this eatery is named as such. Now what's more questionable about this particular carenderia is how the owner looks like. I know it is just common for store owners to name their establishments after their own name, and so what's with this carenderia's name? Why is it named that way?

I can never ever tell why.

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Perhaps the greatest thing about this eatery, is of course the quality and essence of the food that they serve.

What would be the possible look of they're menu?

Vulva Menu: Enticingly Appetizing

Possible menu for this carenderia would be:

Main (Inter)Course

1. Tinolang Tingle
2. Binagoongang Vulva
3. Paksiw na Labia Majora
4. Menudong Mons
5. Labia Minora in Cream and Apple Sauce
6. Clitoris Curry
7. Pinausukang Urethra
8. Laing na Labia Minora

Side Dishes

1. Inihaw na Hood of the Clitoris
2. Ginataang Vaginal Opening
3. Pinakbet na Perineum
4. Adobong Anus

Rare and Specialty Dishes

1. G-Spot Con Carne
2. Multiple Orgasms Marinated in a special "Squirter's Delight Sauce"

KE-PU-KE-PU-KE-PU-KE-PU-KE-PU-KE-PU-KE-PU

No doubt about it, I would definitely be tasting each and every one of those dishes and I would go for it even if it's a bit pricey. Better than Italianni's or Via Mare.

It is 100 percent guaranteed that it can satisfy my "desire" for lust... ehem, HUNGER.

I just hope that there wouldn't be any scarcity of supplies with these types of dishes.

LET'S EAT!!!!

Bisikleta

Bisikleta
by tannix

eto ako at walang preno
sakay sa bisikleta ng ating pagmamahalan
dere-derecho pababa sa burol
kung nasaan ang mapait na pamamaalam

minamadali ko na ang pagpapaandar
itinotodo ko na ang pagpedal
gusto ko nang rumagasa
at bumulusok paibaba tungo sa kabiguan

babangga sa pader ng kalungkutan
magtatamo ng mga galos ng pighati
at mga sugat ng mga ala-ala
na walang kasing-sakit

pinilit ko pang ipadyak
tayong dalawa paitaas
ubos-lakas na pagsisikap
ibinuhos kong lahat para sa atin

subalit napagod na ako sa pagpadyak
ng bisikleta ng ating ibigan
paitaas sa burol kung san naroon
ang dati nating matamis na samahan

humantong na ako sa pag-akay paakyat
subalit inabutan na ako ng pagod
wala pa man sa kalagitnaan
patungo sa tuktok ng pagkakabalikan

ngayon ay wala nang hahadlang pa
sa pagpapasalida ko paibaba
sa ating bisikleta
na ako lang ang nagdadala

bakit nga ba humantong sa ganoon
ang ating pagsasamahan
mainit pa nung panimula
subalit ngayo'y dama ko na ang kalamigan

kalamigan ng simoy ng pag-iisa
di tulad nung kaangkas kita
puno ng init at maligaya nating binabagtas
ang daan ng kaligayahan

hindi ko na ililiko
ang manibela ng bisikleta
tuloy-tuloy ang pagpapatakbo ko
at kailanmn ay di na babalik pa

narito ako't paibaba na ng burol
bumubulusok at rumaragasa
lilimutin kong pilit ang dahilan
kung bakit ka umangkas sa bisikleta ng iba

based on personal experience? I don't think so.

Java

I've been in RD for the past three months now.

I've been quite "busy" reviewing for the SCJP exam and I must say that it has drained all the perseverance and enthusiasm in me. It is one heck of an exam.

I've been eating Java ever since I came to RD, and I can't comprehend anymore.

By the way, here's the SCJP Objectives for this upcoming exam.

Taken at Javaranch

Section 1 Declarations and Access Control Write code that declares, constructs, and initializes arrays of any base type using any of the permitted forms both for declaration and for initialization. Declare classes, inner classes, methods, instance variables, static variables, and automatic (method local) variables making appropriate use of all permitted modifiers (such as public, final,static, abstract, and so forth). State the significance of each of these modifiers both singly and in combination, and state the effect of package relationships on declared items qualified by these modifiers. For a given class, determine if a default constructor will be created, and if so, state the prototype of that constructor. State the legal return types for any method given the declarations of all related methods in this or parent classes. Section 2 FLOW CONTROL AND EXCEPTION HANDLING Write code using if and switch statements and identify legal argument types for these statements. Write code using all forms of loops including labeled and unlabeled use of break and continue, and state the values taken by loop control variables during and after loop execution. Write code that makes proper use of exceptions and exception handling clauses (try, catch, finally) and declares methods and overriding methods that throw exceptions. Section 3 Garbage Collection State the behavior that is guaranteed by the garbage collection system, and write code that explicitly makes objects eligible for collection. Section 4 Language Fundamentals Identify correctly constructed source files, package declarations, import statements, class declarations (of all forms including inner classes), interface declarations and implementations (for java.lang.Runnable or other interface described in the test), method declarations (including the main method that is used to start execution of a class), variable declarations and identifiers. State the correspondence between index values in the argument array passed to a main method and command line arguments. Identify all Java Programming Language keywords and correctly constructed identifiers. State the effect of using a variable or array element of any kind when no explicit assignment has been made to it. State the range of all primitive data types and declare literal values for String and all primitive types using all permitted formats, bases, and representations. Section 5 Operators and assignments Determine the result of applying any operator, including assignment operators, instanceof, and casts to operands of any type, class, scope, or accessibility, or any combination of these. Determine the result of applying the boolean equals(Object) method to objects of any combination of the classes java.lang.String, java.lang.Boolean, and java.lang.Object. In an expression involving the operators &, |, &&, ||, and variables of known values state which operands are evaluated and the value of the expression. Determine the effect upon objects and primitive values of passing variables into methods and performing assignments or other modifying operations in that method. Section 6 Overloading, Overriding, Runtime Type, and Object Orientation State the benefits of encapsulation in object oriented design and write code that implements tightly encapsulated classes and the relationships "is a" and "has a". Write code to invoke overridden or overloaded methods and parental or overloaded constructors; and describe the effect of invoking these methods. Write code to construct instances of any concrete class including normal top level classes, inner classes, static inner classes, and anonymous inner classes. Section 7 Threads Write code to define, instantiate, and start new threads using both java.lang.Thread and java.lang.Runnable. Recognize conditions that might prevent a thread from executing. Write code using synchronized, wait, notify, or notifyAll, to protect against concurrent access problems and to communicate between threads. Define the interaction between threads and between threads and object locks when executing synchronized, wait, notify, or notifyAll. Section 8 The java.awt PACKAGE Write code using component, container, and LayoutManager classes of the java.awt package to present a GUI with specified appearance and resize behavior, and distinguish the responsibilities of layout managers from those of containers. Write code to implement listener classes and methods, and in listener methods, extract information from the event to determine the affected component, mouse position, nature, and time of the event. State the event classname for any specified event listener interface in the java.awt.event package. Section 9 The java.lang PACKAGE Write code using the following methods of the java.lang.Math class: abs, ceil, floor, max, min, random, round, sin, cos, tan, sqrt. Describe the significance of the immutability of String objects. Section 10 The java.util PACKAGE Make appropriate selection of collection classes/interfaces to suit specified behavior requirements. Section 11 The java.io PACKAGE Write code that uses objects of the file class to navigate a file system. Write code that uses objects of the classes InputStreamReader and OutputStreamWriter to translate between Unicode and either platform default or ISO 8859-1 character encoding and Distinguish between conditions under which platform default encoding conversion should be used and conditions under which a specific conversion should be used. Select valid constructor arguments for FilterInputStream and FilterOutputStream subclasses from a list of classes in the java.io.package. Write appropriate code to read, write and update files using FileInputStream, FileOutputStream, and RandomAccessFile objects. Describe the permanent effects on the file system of constructing and using FileInputStream, FileOutputStream, and RandomAccessFile objects

I am certainly not expecting anyone to read that. I don't even read those objectives myself.

You see, those are the goals you need to attain in order to pass the exam.

And me? I don't even know at least a tenth of what it contains.

Goodluck to me then.

Short Scenario : Do You Have A Crush?

My mom was talking to my eldest sister about his sons Mico and Anton.


Nay: Si Mico, di kagaya ni Anton na magarbo ang mga laruan. Wala nang masyadong laruan si Mico ngayon.

Ate: Eh matanda na naman yan eh. Next year teenager na yan.

Nay: Oo nga eh, matanda na yang si Mico. Do you have a crush na Mico? In your school?


*Mico studies in Lourdes School of Mandaluyong. That's an ALL BOYS school*

*Insert 2-minute continuous laugh here*

Tooth Decay

This pain is nearing it's unbearable state. It started out as a minor pain. It grew. And now it's devastating.

This damn tooth is getting into my nerves. Literally.

I know I'm not a great big fan of dentists, and I seldom prioritize my teeth, even if they are in the brink of extinction, and of course decay.

Most of my molars have already started to accumulate decays and stains due to my favorite habit of "skipping toothbrushing".

I know most dentist would now sue me because of murdering their customer. And I have certainly lost a favorable spot for being one of Colgate's top endorser. What a shame.

And as a parent to these set of teeth, I would be imprisoned for not giving them a bright future and a long life. I'm sure the departed milk teeth, which is the founding fathers of my current teeth would haunt me for all eternity, for being such an irresponsible master and letting them die one by one.

It's been more than three months since the decay started. It first started as a black stain on the sides of the teeth. Then later on, I felt that it was starting to have a crack, and then proceeded on with the hole.

I wasn't quite sure of how deep the hole was. Last time I checked and pierced it with a toothpick(yeah, I know that's ILLEGAL), I felt an itch within my eyeball. And then a few days later, I pierced it again and the inside of my head started to have a feeling of being punctured every time I push that toothpick up my teeth. Must be a grand canyon-of-a-hole I have there.

The pain I feel now is not an ordinary pain, but a pain that can only be handled by a guy of my caliber. Someone strong enough to tolerate this kind of pain. I am not a fan of Manny and his Alaxan tactics so I'd just sleep this pain off and hope that it'll be all okay in the morning. I remind you that this is not an ordinary pain.

This is the kind of pain the Mike Tyson would cry to.
This is the kind of pain that FPJ would cry to whenever he's been hit by his opponents in one of his movies(and FPJ being hit rarely happens).
This is the pain that can make Manny Pacquiao's English all better.

This is the kind of pain that spies give up to.

Oh yeah. This is that kind of pain. And I can live with it. This is not Armageddon. This is not One More Chance. This is not Princess Sarah.

I will not cry just because of a toothache.

It's just the same as piercing your brow, or your lip with needles. Tingling at first, and then it start to itch, then it starts to squeeze the tear out your eye.

*Sigh* Why didn't I listen to the dentists.

And so, with this experience, I present to you the tips on how to avoid tooth decay.

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*tips to avoid tooth decay*

1. Brush your teeth every night, every day, every minute up until your teeth have been erased, your gums have been torn apart, your toothpaste all consumed, and the bristles of your toothbrush blow up. If your not satisfied with the way you brush, then use a metal grinder for more effective results.

2. Don't venture too much on sweets. If you and your gf/bf is sweet, don't try to lick and taste each other. Don't get friendly with Willy Wonka, Hershey, M&M's, and Maxx. For the homosexuals, try to stay away from Chupa Chups.

3. Always floss your teeth. Use only the necessary materials for flossing such as strands of hair, nylon threads, sewing threads, metal wires, fingernails, and shoelaces.

4. Always brush your teeth before, during, and after sex. Orgasmic juices have been proven to stain teeth 100 percent of the time so try to stay away from those stuff.

5. Cigarette smoke can cause tooth decay. So stay away from them too. If you can't stay away, use your nostrils to puff smoke instead of your mouth.

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This pain is get is getting unbearable by the minute.

It sucks!

Get me a dentist quick!

Sali Ako

Hey there! I just want to ask you to take a visit at this site.

It's a social organization!

And I'm part of it!

Take a peek at our small community and visit our website.

I don't have to say much, I'll just say that it's really a great experience being with these people. From different fields, from different places, and from different states of mind! Ahaha!

And this group is somehow the definition of a "small world".

So if you're up for great hang-outs and great friends, take a peek and join!

Sali ka? Sali na!

Let's Do A Litte Dusting

I've been away for quite long. This blog has been a dusty blog. Not having any activity at all for sometime now.

Nobody goes to this blog anymore. Nothing is interesting.

I've been the boring blogger that I truly am.

Kawawa naman itong blogger ko, wala na siyang bisita. Wala na ding bagong laman.

Sabi ko pa man din sa sarili ko eh hindi ako tatamarin, pero ito! SAMPALOC NA AKO! (TAMARIN = SAMPALOC)

Haaaay. Pano ba naman magkakaron ng panahon dito eh medyo kaunti na lang ang inilalagi ko sa bahay.

Kung pwede lang hatiin ang sarili eh, ginawa ko na. Kaso lang masakit siya

It should be: "If only I could clone myself".


That would be really something.

I would always have time for a lot of things. About the things that I want to do and need to do. And I would also have someone to do the things that I don't want to do.

Kagaya ng mag-aral! Ahaha!

Haaay, sobrang alikabukin na nitong blog ko. Kaylangan na ng vacuum cleaner. Di na siya napapansin!

Sa mga sumusubaybay dito (what a waste of hope), pasensya na matagal na mga updates na hindi ko man lang masingitan kahit na anong klaseng entry.

Sa weekends siguro eh makakapaglagay na ako ng laman dito.

Busy lang naman ako sa weekdays. May ginagawa kasi ako mula sa Monday to Friday ng 9 to 6 PM eh. Trabaho daw ang tawag nila dun.

I call it "PRETENDING".

You pretend that you know something up until they find out or you do something that gives away the thought that you're pretending.

Ahahaha, baka mabasa pa ng mga bossing ko ito.

As much as possible, I am trying to be as productive as possible. It's just that I can't get the right timing for it.

Just like blogging. I am looking for the right time, and the right feeling to blog.

Sometimes there's just this blogging spree that I feel. I want to write and write and write some more. When I get that feeling, I won't let go.

Just like now!

And there's so many things I want to mention.

But then, there goes my blogging spree. It just lasted for a minute.


Nakakainis tong kulangot na 'to. Akala ko balat ng kamay ko! Kinagat ko pa man din! Pweh!!!

Malapit nanaman ang pasko.

Pero syempre, November muna bago December ika nga ni Billycoy, kaya wag ipagwalang-bahala ang November 1 dahil mahalaga ito. Lalo na saken dahil reunion namin ito. Pati ng mga "past" relatives ko.

Sana may matanggap ako ng special ngayong All Saint's Day.


Aha! At last, I've posted something new!

Hurray for me!

And hurray to my beloved readers!