Tooth Decay

This pain is nearing it's unbearable state. It started out as a minor pain. It grew. And now it's devastating.

This damn tooth is getting into my nerves. Literally.

I know I'm not a great big fan of dentists, and I seldom prioritize my teeth, even if they are in the brink of extinction, and of course decay.

Most of my molars have already started to accumulate decays and stains due to my favorite habit of "skipping toothbrushing".

I know most dentist would now sue me because of murdering their customer. And I have certainly lost a favorable spot for being one of Colgate's top endorser. What a shame.

And as a parent to these set of teeth, I would be imprisoned for not giving them a bright future and a long life. I'm sure the departed milk teeth, which is the founding fathers of my current teeth would haunt me for all eternity, for being such an irresponsible master and letting them die one by one.

It's been more than three months since the decay started. It first started as a black stain on the sides of the teeth. Then later on, I felt that it was starting to have a crack, and then proceeded on with the hole.

I wasn't quite sure of how deep the hole was. Last time I checked and pierced it with a toothpick(yeah, I know that's ILLEGAL), I felt an itch within my eyeball. And then a few days later, I pierced it again and the inside of my head started to have a feeling of being punctured every time I push that toothpick up my teeth. Must be a grand canyon-of-a-hole I have there.

The pain I feel now is not an ordinary pain, but a pain that can only be handled by a guy of my caliber. Someone strong enough to tolerate this kind of pain. I am not a fan of Manny and his Alaxan tactics so I'd just sleep this pain off and hope that it'll be all okay in the morning. I remind you that this is not an ordinary pain.

This is the kind of pain the Mike Tyson would cry to.
This is the kind of pain that FPJ would cry to whenever he's been hit by his opponents in one of his movies(and FPJ being hit rarely happens).
This is the pain that can make Manny Pacquiao's English all better.

This is the kind of pain that spies give up to.

Oh yeah. This is that kind of pain. And I can live with it. This is not Armageddon. This is not One More Chance. This is not Princess Sarah.

I will not cry just because of a toothache.

It's just the same as piercing your brow, or your lip with needles. Tingling at first, and then it start to itch, then it starts to squeeze the tear out your eye.

*Sigh* Why didn't I listen to the dentists.

And so, with this experience, I present to you the tips on how to avoid tooth decay.

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*tips to avoid tooth decay*

1. Brush your teeth every night, every day, every minute up until your teeth have been erased, your gums have been torn apart, your toothpaste all consumed, and the bristles of your toothbrush blow up. If your not satisfied with the way you brush, then use a metal grinder for more effective results.

2. Don't venture too much on sweets. If you and your gf/bf is sweet, don't try to lick and taste each other. Don't get friendly with Willy Wonka, Hershey, M&M's, and Maxx. For the homosexuals, try to stay away from Chupa Chups.

3. Always floss your teeth. Use only the necessary materials for flossing such as strands of hair, nylon threads, sewing threads, metal wires, fingernails, and shoelaces.

4. Always brush your teeth before, during, and after sex. Orgasmic juices have been proven to stain teeth 100 percent of the time so try to stay away from those stuff.

5. Cigarette smoke can cause tooth decay. So stay away from them too. If you can't stay away, use your nostrils to puff smoke instead of your mouth.

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This pain is get is getting unbearable by the minute.

It sucks!

Get me a dentist quick!